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Jason, Christopher, Lady, Tiger

It’s just like that story, ‘The Lady or the Tiger’!” Jason whined.

“What do you mean?” Christopher asked.

Jason sighed, walked to the door that led to the garage, opened the door with a dramatic flourish, and…well, what do you think was behind it?

Fragment: A Night in the City

Albert walks through the sweltering, summer streets of the city, occasionally removing his fedora and fanning himself with it, wiping the sweat from his brow with his handkerchief. No one seems to pay any attention to him as he wanders from block to block, looking intently at the windows and doors of the restaurants, the diners, the drugstores. “Where are you, Alison?” he mutters to himself.

Albert looks down a half-lit alley next to the Rialto Theater. At the end of the alley is a black horse, an inky shadow in the dim light. Albert watches the horse carefully clop through the open stage door. Curious, Albert walks to the front of the theater, buys a ticket, and goes inside. A pale, lanky usher in an ill-fitting, threadbare suit escorts Albert to his seat, somewhere near the back of the theater. The house lights are on, and the people in the audience chatter excitedly to each other as they wait for the show to start.

The theater falls silent as the house lights fade and a lone spotlight pops open a long slab of brilliant, white light onto the center of the stage. The black horse saunters onto the side of the stage, looks out at the audience, and remembers his father, a horse that had traveled all over the world with the Doyle Family Circus Spectacular until his untimely death in a circus tent fire. The horse misses his father greatly, tears welling up in the corners of his eyes. The horse, feeling obliged to express itself by, dances into the spotlight and sings an old jazz standard, smooth and poignant, much to the delight of the audience. The theater owner bursts out from behind the curtains, his hair an awful mess, his tie undone, his starched, white shirt half-untucked. Albert bursts out with loud guffaws, and the rest of the audience follows suit, until the theater is filled with a roar of laughter. The theater owner stops his advance on the horse, stares at the laughing audience, looks down at his own rough appearance, and flees the stage in stark embarrassment. The horse lets loose with a loud whinny.

A few blocks away, Alison walks into the Turkish Delights restaurant, her belly aching with a sour hunger. She can barely remember the last time she ate, her memory clouded with hunger and despair. Amidst the crowd of elegantly dressed diners, she spots a table laden with half-eaten dishes but no one sitting at it. Alison seats herself at the recently abandoned table, hoping the other patrons of the restaurant won’t notice her, and looks at the remnants of the meal spread out before her, her eyes finally settling on a lone date, plump and juicy, sitting on the side of a cracked china plate. She cannot help herself; the date is clearly waiting to be eaten. It calls to her empty, aching belly. She plucks it up quickly, giving furtive glances to each side, and deftly pops the date into her mouth. She slumps back in the chair, her face glowing in sheer ecstasy, as she savors the flavor and feel of the sweet date in her mouth.

Back at the Hubbleton house, Elvira searches throughout their home, finding no sign of her brother, Albert. She ventures out the back door of the house and walks across the moonlit garden to the greenhouse, Albert’s sanctuary away from the rest of the family. Elvira cautiously opens the rusty, creaking greenhouse door, peeks inside, and then pads past the plants, glancing about for her brother. “Albert?” she whispers. “Are you in here?” Elvira spots at her brother’s fast-growing orchid, sitting in the middle of the other plants She marvels at the way it sways back and forth, even though there is no breeze blowing through the greenhouse. As she creeps closer, the orchid turns until it faces her, and she hears a soft, ghostly voice say, “Hello, Elvira. Fancy seeing you here on a night like this.” The greenhouse rattles and groans to the sound of Elvira’s screams.

The Final Cut

I thought taking a random girl home from the bars would be the definitive end to my relationship with Holly. Holly thought my murder would be the definitive end to our relationship. Both of us were wrong and both of us were right, but not for the reasons we expected.

Cherry Blossom Cascade

spring is here
&
it’s time to define all
possibilities as sound & infinite
my delirium as distinct
as
a silver lion in red
roaring robust quantities

this fervent fever will
collide in the scope of endless expanses
a death-defying breath
of storms
crackling air charging
the heir apparent
blossoming the backwards base
blooming the cherry mash

this will go on
my dear
until we’ve outgrown our youth
which will never
ever
ever
happen

Sketches of the Five Republics

Sketch of the Five Republics

Here are the first (top) and second (bottom) map sketches of the Five Republics. I changed some names of places and expanded some others. The overall design of the map was heavily influenced by the map in an old Dragon Magazine article by Ed Greenwood, an article that made a big impact on me when I first read it in middle school. (In fact, that article was where I first learned about Mervyn Peake’s Gormenghast, which is another big influence of mine.)

The World of the Five Republics

For 3,000 years, the Great Empire of Namaloom ruled all of the Eastern Lands, stretching from one coast to the other. The Imperial Dynasty of Namaloom reigned with an iron grip, supported by the elder gods of the Court of Shadows. Until 300 years ago, when the young gods of the Court of the Sun and the Tribe of the Moon rose up against the Court of Shadows, inspiring the commoners of Namaloom to rise up against the Imperial Dynasty. After 50 years of bloody rebellion, the Court of Shadows was overthrown, and Namaloom fell into ruin. Refugees from Namaloom traveled across the Ocean of Storms to the Western Realms and joined with the elves, dwarves, goblins, gnomes, and other Fae there to build the Five Republics (Coruna, Tormerine, Nemantha, Calioch, Pashtria), devoted to the Court of the Sun. North and west of the Republics are the Wild Frontiers, where Human and Fae barbarians worship the Tribe of the Moon. The gods of the Sun and Moon encourage the people of the West to work towards progress, growth, harmony, and enlightenment. But across the sea, the Lost Empire of Namaloom and the gods of the Court of Shadow seek to regain their old power and turn this Age of Illumination into an Age of Darkness and Tyranny.

Notes: I’ve always been a fan of epic, high fantasy. I love Tolkien, but one of the things that bothers me is his obsession with bloodlines, “the thinning blood of great men” and “rightful kings.” (This bloodline obsession tends to show up in other high fantasy as well, like in C.S. Lewis’ Prince Caspian and other stories that center around the “long-lost rightful heir to a throne” trope.) I’m a big fan of the European and American Enlightenment movements, so I wanted to create an epic fantasy setting (for fiction and/or a tabletop RPG) that involved republicanism and liberalism, humanism, scientific experimentation, and religious reformation, as well as the traditional Dungeons and Dragons tropes of ancient magic and wizards, polytheistic pantheons of gods who take an active role in worldly affairs, and fantasy races like elves, dwarves, etc. This is what I came up with, which I think of as Swashbuckling Clockpunk Enlightenment fantasy.